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Gosh darn Katy I had a feelin’ you were about to bring that up. Why didn’t you just ask me earlier like that nice lady on the Today’s show instead of be all passive about it? My tattoos are for Carl and me. My boobs were all catawampus and I needed to find a solution, so I put some pretty…

Just an honest question we all want to know. 

As I was holding the baby Clare nannies for a whole foods worker handed me a rose and said “thank you for being a great mom.” I got confused because I wasn’t wearing lulu lemon workout pants and just said thank you.

As I was holding the baby Clare nannies for a whole foods worker handed me a rose and said “thank you for being a great mom.” I got confused because I wasn’t wearing lulu lemon workout pants and just said thank you.